Right in the middle of some serious baby daddy drama, Anna Nicole Smith married her lawyer Thursday. That’ll be a healthy relationship.
Pete Doherty’s been spotted buying syringes. We’d normally not care about the singer for the Babyshambles, but he just got back with Kate Moss. He bought two syringes. How sweet, a “his” and “hers” syringe. Check out how much of a troll he is.
Synchronized Stoned Gazing
I’m pretty sure we got this story last time Britney had a kid: Christina Aguilera sent a gift bag to Britney for her new son. This means they’ve officially made up.
You might want to scroll down when you read that Tina-Brit story, ladies: Tony Danza’s a bachelor again! The pressure of his talk show affected the relationship. Especially since he portrayed himself as a homosexual on his show.
Page Six says Jessica Simpson is breaking down. Meanwhile, her dad wants to “beat the crap” out of Jackass‘ Bam Margera for saying he slept with Jessica at her parents’ house. He says “It really hurts to hear people say these things about my daugher.” Notice how his quote doesn’t rule out jealousy as reason for his rage.
Joe Simpson thought bubble: “One day, we’ll live in a world where we can eye our own daughter’s tatas without using peripheral vision.”
Nicole Richie’s pissed that everyone thinks she’s anorexic. Now she’s a little peeved about reports she’s in rehab. She posted it on her MySpace, which would be impossible to do from rehab, right?
Ouch! Lindsay Lohan has rebounded to Paris Hilton’s ex. That’s a lot of STDs once they consummate the relationship.
George Clooney and Renee Zellweger are back together. Fine with me.
Amanda Peet is pregnant and getting married. She has to be one of the most underrated women in Hollywood. She’s the female lead on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, if you’d like to stare.
“I dreamt about you again last night, Stooks.”