Do we still need this warning before every video? Thanks to DVD’s, we don’t have to sit through bad previews anymore, so why the FBI Warning?
I bet .00001% of the population has actually read the FBI warning in their lifetime. If you remember, that’s less than the number of people who care about the NHL canceling its season.
And so what if I rip off the video? Are they really going to send the FBI in?
The one phrase I really want to violate is the one about “private home screening.”
That just makes me want to pick up my HDTV and set up shop in the middle of Mass Street in Lawrence. I’ll have a giant sign that says “free movie!”
Then we’ll watch “Mannequin” until the Feds show up with their pistols drawn.
If you can arrange a screening of Private Benjamin, starring Goldie Hawn, I will be there.