Scoop

Jennifer Aniston’s Oprah appearance aired today. As People said earlier, she’s not through with Vince Vaughn. She also says her boobs got bigger not because of a boob job, but because that’s where she put on weight. Why would you lose that weight in the first place, then? Also, Vince Vaughn is reportedly suing three newspapers for reporting a makeout session with some random woman.

Lindsay Lohan got served, literally, while she was on the red carpet at an awards show the other night. They don’t know what she got subpoenaed for, but at least she wasn’t served on the dance floor by Paris again.

Speaking of which, she was seen the other day, dining with the guy who called her a firecrotch. Maybe she was showing off her wax job so he wouldn’t call her a firecrotch again.

Bobby Brown just got caught up on his child support, paying $11 thousand. Anyone else suspect crack dealings?

Ashton Kutcher won’t let Demi Moore see President Clinton again. I guess Bill was a little flirtatious with her at some dinner party. The Enquirer says it led to the biggest fight of their relationship. Just because Bill can out-manwhore you Ashton, don’t be a player hater.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker madeout in public the other day. Doesn’t it look like she’s missing his face?

It looks like Madonna beat the human rights groups and successfully stole a child from Malawi. It was such a loving scene as the child boarded a plane with Madonna’s bodyguard.