Britney Spears has started a contest to see who can sell the most copies of Kevin Federline’s CD, which comes out Halloween. First place gets to party with Britney and Kevin at the CD release party. Second place gets a pair of his old tennis shoes. Third place gets a spent joint with Kevin Federline’s DNA on it.
Madonna’s newly stolen baby has arrived in England. Madonna and Guy Ritchie will bless the baby with their presence in “the next few days.” That’s when they’ll get sick of playing with their TMX Elmo and start playing with their new toy. Madonna has found time, however, to tell everyone she followed the law in adopting the kid.
Anna Nicole busted on film popping pills! Twelve years ago. She must’ve killed her son!
Fittingly, Justin Timberlake will headline CBS’ Victoria’s Secret Gala in December. Maybe they’ll test his strength with some kind of new “unbreakable” bra.
There’s a warrant out for Wesley Snipes’ arrest. The feds say he defrauded the tax system. Plus, “Blade: Trinity” was really lame.
Finally, Joan Rivers is speaking out about Mel Gibson. “He’s an anti-Semitic son of a bitch.” Mel’s response? “Good one. She’s been dead for at least a dozen years.”
Ashlee Simpson has found someone new to ruin: Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. They left a restaurant in London together. They were even holding hands! Hopefully none of Ashlee’s suck rubbed off on Fergie.