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Shocking news: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding plans have changed. They’ll get married next month in Italy, but not at George Clooney’s place. I knew he wasn’t freakish enough to let Tom Cruise use his home.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have finally been spotted in England. Madonna went to her pilates session. Guy went on a bike ride. Their new baby boy got to spend some more time without them. Maybe she isn’t such a bad parent, after all. The tabloids say she’s looking into getting a girl next.

It looks like Eddie Murphy is going to be a new baby daddy, too! He and Scary Spice are expecting. Who would’ve thought simply getting knocked up by Eddie Murphy could get someone other than Posh in the press.

Omarosa has new boobs. She’s talking about it publicly to “avoid speculation.” I don’t know how much speculating you really need to do, though:

Random: Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are really close friends. With his lung capacity, you’d think Lance would upset Matthew by smoking all his pot in one draw.

The Enquirer says O.J. is getting $3.5 million to describe how he killed his ex and her lover “blow by blow.” Why do I get the feeling “then I watched Naked Gun 33 1/3” will be in the book?

Also from The Enquirer: Isaiah Washington may lose his job as Dr. Burke on Grey’s Anatomy for what he said before choking Patrick Dempsey on the set: “I’m not your little faggot like (name withheld).” Gay bashing and attacking the male lead on the set don’t usually guarantee job security.

Sharon Osbourne is having her gastric bypass surgery undone and turning to psychotherapy instead to control her eating. That poor psychiatrist.

No Paris Hilton or Lohan story? WTF?!