“Did you see Leno last night?”
“No.”
“Me neither. Leno sucks”
Can we please wait until Rosie O’Donnell is revelant again before we continue to attach every fat joke to her name?
I love when people refer to a network as a channel.
“Did you see that Seth Green is getting a show on Cartoon Network?”
“No, it’s on Channel 70.”
“That’s Cartoon Network.”
“Yeah. Good ole Channel 70.”
Every time Iron Chef is on TV, it takes me a little while to figure out if it really is Iron Chef or a parody of it.
Okay. Now what? Do you want me to buy something or not? Do I look for your logo on all the products I buy from now on?
“Uh oh. This product doesn’t mention BASF. Otherwise, it would be better.”
How come a basketball that hangs on the rim and then goes in, it is thanks to a “lucky bounce.” But if the same basketball hangs on the rim and falls off, it is an “unlucky bounce?”
Those Mountain Dew “Spy vs Spy” commercials are the most boring, unfunny, non-thirst-inducing commercials I’ve ever seen.
I’d rather watch a rerun of a show than a new “Best of” highlights show. Family Ties has the all time record on this atrocity.
Squeeson, every time I watch Iron Chef, I think of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
I used to think BASF made snowboards because the first commercial they had, showed a guy snowboarding. I was way off.
I am an animal…AAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
My friends all laugh at me because I do use the word “Inebriated”, what can I say?? I like big words!! Jess