Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’re able to accomplish something tremendous. You suddenly have the insight to realize that you’re in this for a marathon, not a sprint. Luckily, you’ve got the cankles for the job.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
You’re feeling quiet and serious. It’s a great time to draw up plans for the future. Stick close to home — that’s your anchor and the place where you’re best able to explore any new concepts that are coming up. And it’s the place where the public is least likely to encounter your stench.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Your determination makes even the most far-fetched plans seem feasible; and that, combined with your unbeatable work ethic right now, makes you hard to stop. But beware: eating that many eggs will have consequences.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Peak productivity is within your reach. The stars urge you to buckle down, get serious and, above all, tackle at least one of those projects that you had vowed to finish many, many weeks ago. You can do it! Just make sure you have someone to stand guard while you’re huffing.
Stooks Proverb: Don’t drink your tea with a fork. Unless you plan on eating the tea cup, also known as “pulling a Mangino.