Scoop

Snoop Dogg turned himself into police for weapons possession Monday. When he made bail, he signed autographs as if he was quite familiar with the surroundings. Hmmmmm.

Madonna claims to be raising her baby as both Kaballah and Christian. That’s cheating.

Kirstie Alley showed off her new body on Oprah Monday. Nope. Still no blood flow down there.

“Good god, woman! Your thighs are as wide as your torso!”

Rosie O’Donnell pops her friends zits. That is beyond filthy.

Here’s the audio to brand it into your brain.

A biographer says Paris Hilton is a marketing experiment from her mom and her grandma, and that her family thought the porn tape wasn’t that bad of a thing. No kidding.

Frankie Muniz just bought at $12 million house, three times the value of his old house. Uh, has he checked out the pad Jonathan Taylor Thomas is living at these days?

JTT, forcing a smile, seconds after finding out this would be his last photo op ever.

Christopher Walken is set for a cameo appearance as Ozzy Osbounre in a movie about Motley Crue. That seems about right.

What good is a 90210 DVD release party without Luke Perry? Maybe the opportunity to knock out Tori Spelling’s teeth is compelling enough of a reason to attend.