Goodcents smells good.
Body Odor smells bad.
They both smell exactly the same.
What’s up with that?
What’s the difference between barbecue, barbeque, Bar-B-Q and BBQ?
Casseroll has to be the most disgusting name for a food. Apparently everyone but me eats it.
Do you think a barber has ever slipped on a banana peel and gauged someone’s eye out?
You get an “A” for effort, but effort starts with an “E.” Maybe it should be “E” for effort, just to confuse a lot of degenerate children.
People who say Olive Garden is in the same class as Applebees deserve to be stir fried.
I know a guy who will shake your hand like you shake a parmisan can when all the little dispensing holes get clogged.