At the end of every beer commercial, they say “Drink (insert name of beverage) responsibly.”
Unless you’re Guinness.
Then, you have a commercial where three guys wake up as if it were Christmas Day. They sprint down the stairs wearing their St. Pat’s garb and open up their presents, which happen to be cases upon cases of Guinness, and several pony kegs. For three guys.
“Drink Guinness responsibly.”