If you haven’t heard yet, you’re not supposed to go to work, shop or go to school on September 11th, so that the government can know how uncool everyone thinks everything is right now. Plus, that means no one will buy gas, and we’ll all be able to get it for 99 cents a gallon again. Internet forever!
i’m doubly troubled by the government and extra eager, so i’m going to not show up to work on September 8th and 9th instead!
That’s cheating. You can’t use weekends for General Strikes, Kevin. Have you no clue in how to teach lessons to your fascist rulers?
Is this a trick you have set up so you have more people to hang out with when you are home all day “looking for a job”?
I only wish I had thought of it, but it’s a nice side effect.