I saw a guy at Target who had a beard and a fanny pack, a combination never witnessed before.
Here’s where a bearded fanny pack falls in the echelon of likeliness to wear a fanny pack:
1. Overweight woman at a theme park
2. Thin man with several kids at a theme park
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167. Guy with a beard
168. Hugh Downs
i’m shocked you didn’t list #3) Diabetic at school
they’ve gotta have somewhere to keep their insulin, testing supplies,granola bars/handy snacks to keep their blood sugar up, and a picture of wilford brimley.
Sorry, Monday morning brain fog, I guess. Thanks for picking up the slack, Kevin.