Thanks to Larry Craig, law-abiding visitors to public restrooms can no longer sit upon the toilet with a wide stance.
The officer then showed his police identification under the divider and pointed toward the exit “at which time the defendant exclaimed `No!'” the complaint said.
When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that “he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom” and that was why his foot may have touched the officer’s, the report said.
i’ve always been afraid of the wide stance anyway . . . i don’t want to end up dipping my tip in the urinal or toilet water . . .
Kevin, I think you’re doing it wrong.