I have so many comments on that scenario that I might not be able to tie them all together, so I’ll simply enumerate:
1. Mixing enough stiff drinks to make you pass out fully-clothed on your parents’ floor might be the sign of a problem.
2. Discussing what to mix Sailor Jerry with is like asking, “Do you want cherry-flavored cyanide or grape?” (Either way, you’re toast.)
3. Since you don’t remember your folks going to bed, I’m sure they both stood over you as you snored on top of your sheets (still fully-clothed) and wept silent tears of concern.
A couple Sailor Jerry drinks actually sound exciting right now.
I have so many comments on that scenario that I might not be able to tie them all together, so I’ll simply enumerate:
1. Mixing enough stiff drinks to make you pass out fully-clothed on your parents’ floor might be the sign of a problem.
2. Discussing what to mix Sailor Jerry with is like asking, “Do you want cherry-flavored cyanide or grape?” (Either way, you’re toast.)
3. Since you don’t remember your folks going to bed, I’m sure they both stood over you as you snored on top of your sheets (still fully-clothed) and wept silent tears of concern.
A couple Sailor Jerry drinks actually sound exciting right now.
1. Acknowledged
2. Grape
3. Probably