“If you thought Superbad was funny the first time, just wait ’til you see it the second time.”
I’m not trying to pick on Superbad, as I would like to see it, but I’ve had enough of this “If you thought (blank) was (blank) the first time, just wait ’til you see it the second time” type of advertising.
How are they making good on their promise of “wait ’til you see it the second time?” Are they adding hilarious scenes to the movie weeks after it comes out? Are they giving out prizes for second-time viewers? No. They do nothing. Unacceptable.
Here’s how I propose fixing the problem:
“If you thought Superbad was funny the first time, just wait ’til you see it the second time. You see, you probably didn’t notice that if you watch the movie like it’s a Magic Eye, the movie morphs into a montage of midget clowns riding ponies and throwing whipped cream pies at each other.”
Hello? Hollywood? Why isn’t my phone ringing?