I’m flying to Chicago tomorrow morning for a little mini vacation from whatever it is I do.
My friend Kevin and I are visiting Tony, some jerk we know from high school. Factoid: Tony’s nickname was Garden Hose in college.
Like any trip or major holiday, it looks like I’ll have some kind of cold to battle.
Star Jones before gastric bypass
I know I’ve got at least three ounces of phlegm in these lungs. Does that mean I need to take my lungs out and put them in a Ziplog bag for carry-on?