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Always lead with Mario Lopez. He's a 3-to-1 favorite to win the new edition of Dancing with the Stars. Jerry Springer at 49/1 odds. By the way, I recently caught an episode of Springer at my friend Kevin's house. It's getting violent again. Give it a second shot.
Looks like Britney Spears gave birth to another boy. You realise she's going to keep reimpregnating until she gets a little girl to play doll with, right?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went to the Monday night Redskins game. If you remember, he recently signed an agreement with the owner of the team for some movie financing. They also went to Six Flags! Heathens!
Jessica Simpson says she scares guys away. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that her dad follows them on every date and is constantly touching his fly.
Aussie Justice!!! At least 10 stingrays have been killed and mutilated since one of them took the Crocodile Hunter away from us. His animal charity is urging people to not take revenge, because that's "not what Steve was about." Nice line.
Add Jane Fonda to the list of people who hate Lindsay Lohan. William H. Macy just said Lindsay needs her ass kicked. His wife, Felicity Huffman also thinks she's a culo. A couple studio executives have criticized her. Even Paris Hilton hates her. Surely one of the Olson twins, too. Honestly, I really don't think we're going to be hearing from Lohan much longer, so get your fix now.
This article says Kevin Costner's making a comeback. Here's an ironic note from the story:
They’d all come to a local bar to hear Canadian Dan Aykroyd perform a few numbers with the band.
No one watching an Aykroyd musical, or even theatrical, performance on purpose is making a comeback.
That New Jersey Governor who awkwardly came out of the closet a year or so ago did a show with Oprah. He said he did the show because of Oprah's sense of faith. He also thinks he's totally got a shot at Stedman.
Alanis Morissette is guest-starring on Nip/Tuck. She'll play a lesbian love interest for Liz. Much more reasonable than married to Ryan Reynolds.
The Girls Gone Wild guy has to pay $2 million in fines for federal charges of sexual exploitation. He didn't have proof of age for a lot of girls in his movies. He says it was record keeping. I say, that guy probably gets a lot of underrage and/or illegal play.
This is going to be a good season of 24. It doesn't start until January, but still. James Cromwell, also known as "That one guy...with the face!!!" is going to play Jack Bauer's dad on 24.
Alanis Morissette is guest-starring on Nip/Tuck. She'll play a lesbian love interest for Liz. Much more reasonable than married to Ryan Reynolds.
The Girls Gone Wild guy has to pay $2 million in fines for federal charges of sexual exploitation. He didn't have proof of age for a lot of girls in his movies. He says it was record keeping. I say, that guy probably gets a lot of underrage and/or illegal play.
This is going to be a good season of 24. It doesn't start until January, but still. James Cromwell, also known as "That one guy...with the face!!!" is going to play Jack Bauer's dad on 24.
"Oh, that guy. He's in everything."
Eddie Izzard is going to be in it, also. I know you need to see his face, too. Hold on.
"This is just one of my many faces."
Jeopardy weirdo Ken Jennings wrote a book. He says he pretends to not know some things just to make people think they stumped him. What a pompous ass.
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