Lindsay Lohan may be moving to England. That seems about right to me.


Lohan's ex, Aaron Carter, just got engaged to a Playboy Playmate. If you didn't know, Aaron's been blamed for a feud between Lohan and Hillary Duff. He dated both.


Now that Paramount has dumped Tom Cruise, rumors spread about Brad Pitt as the next Mission Impossible star. He'd play a different character with a different team, though.


Say it ain't so, Hank! Hank Williams could stand trial for charges from a cocktail waitress. She says he "yelled obscenities" and choked her.



Justin Timberlake will host the MTV Europe Music Awards. Traitor.


A new Hannibal book is coming out in December. It will be a prequel. Readers sure seem to have a thing for stories about eating human flesh.


One of these days, I want someone to explain Rachel Ray to me. She's going to be on 20/20 this Friday. Stossel better be the interviewer.


The new Tickle Me Elmo is out. This one smacks his knee, falls to the floor, rolls over, and pounds his arms during his fits of laughter. I feel dirty just typing about it.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 at 6:03 PM.