Leo

Your natural state is zoom, zoom, zoom, but focus on each and every step, or things could go boom, boom, boom. I thought boom, boom, boom was a good thing.

Sagittarius

Someone in your life is intent on losing their head, but you remain calm. Guillotines are far too expensive for one person and usually require two people for operation.

Taurus

Someone close to you is toting a 'Handle with Care' warning. Punch them and call them a sissy. Then tell them you would call them worse, but they’re not worth the trouble.

Virgo

Silence gets your point across more effectively than a torrent of words today. Damn you and your stealthy flatulence.

Stooks Proverb: What you don’t know can’t hurt you. Bears can, though. Especially if you store your honey in your hair instead of one of those cute little bear bottles.