Aquarius

You thrive on fresh influences. The stars say you may need to toss a few things to recharge your sense of inspiration. That rotten meat loaf in your fridge might be a good start. Even Mangino runs in horror from that thing.

Cancer

There will always be stresses present in day-to-day living. You can throw a tantrum like a kid, or you can learn to deal with them gracefully. I agree, kick and scream your way through this one.

Scorpio

Woe to the person who feels the need to challenge you -- you've got witty retorts and dazzling debate techniques to spare. And with your “at least I’m not a fan of Hitler” zinger in your arsenal, no one can stop you.

Aries

You can quip and converse with the best of them. If someone wants to get into some deep issues, reschedule for later. Right now witty repartee is your forte. Profound topics could confuse you both. Especially since you just huffed a bottle of Off bug spray.

Stooks Proverb: Experience is the best teacher. Second best is that one woman who gave it up to that 14 year old.