Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Dreams? Intuition? This is unlike you -- but the strangest thing of all is that you're actually enjoying this softer side of your personality. Use it! Accessing a different kind of intelligence only makes you stronger, and it may help you figure out how to defrost your freezer.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

You're an expert when it comes to gab, small talk, chitchat -- whatever you want to call it. Just remember that a judicious silence can say more than all the eloquent words in the world. Learn to hold your peace. Unless it’s a debate on who’s the better garbage man. Then you can’t sit back and take all the MC Hammer-bashing.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Feeling scattered? That can be remedied with some organization. Unless you’re scattered because The Terminator froze you and shot you, then you have no choice but to stay scattered. You’re no T-1000.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Well, hey there, dreamweaver! Whatever gets you through the night is just fine. Remember, however, that what you perceive is not necessarily reality. That isn’t horse blood on your hands.

Stooks Proverb: Look after number one. And since it’s Halloween, look out for a flaming bag of number two on your porch. If Mangino's the culprit, be prepared for a full-on blaze from a grocery bag.