In the new issue of Oprah's magazine: what to do if someone hears you didn't give them an invite. The correct response: "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I invited a different group of friends." Then, go on to explain exactly what the lucky group of friends believes in, and they'll know their better off.


Past the point of no return: Britney has dropped K-Fed from her MySpace.


Angelina Jolie's bodyguards ended up in prison for their little scuffle during a shoot at a school in India. They're out on bail, but they have to stay in the country for a least a week and could end up spending three years in jail. Or they can opt for the alternate punishment of watching Angelina make out with her brother.


For the second time, the power company turned off service at Anna Nicole Smith's alleged house in the Bahamas. She's also been served with a second eviction notice.


Nicole Richie is wearing some kind of healing, hippie-bracelets to help her aura. Actually, I think those are her dad's rings around her wrists:

Nicole Richie's weight problem is messing with the production schedule of "The Simple Life." You go, girl!


Lindsay Lohan has avoided PETA's Worst Dressed Celebrity list by giving up fur. She's still cool with driving her car into things, though.


Fox is getting more and more pressure to cancel its planned O.J. special. Not quite as tasteful as Temptation Island or Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire.