Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You bring out the best in others. Your ability to get people closer to their goals helps you progress in leaps and bounds on your own as well. Expect a financial windfall to land in your lap just when you need it. Brace yourself. A bucket full of quarters hurts when it’s dumped on your crotch.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

You're on a search-and-destroy mission -- you want to stamp out anything boring, stuffy and tedious. You’ll have to look closely for Joan Rivers. She’s hiding.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You'd rather be the power behind the throne, but the stars say your very special brand of magnetism needs to be front and center. So get in the limelight. You’ll have a horde of beggars at your command in no time.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You need to consider all sides of the question before you can come to a decision. Try taking some time for yourself. Other people's opinions might be more distracting than useful. Figure out what you believe. If it’s that you’re Peter Pan, try again.

Stooks Proverb: There’s no place like home. Unless O.J.’s looking for new book material.