Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Impulse control could become a challenge for you right now, especially when someone appeals to your maverick side. Let’s just hope no one comes along who appeals to your O.J. Simpson side.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

When it comes right down to it, you don't have the time to waste on petty issues anymore. Reaching your limit can be the greatest gift of all. Then, you can get 400 percent interest on a title loan to pay it off.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Take concrete steps to move past this obstacle and you'll see tangible results. If you keep your ties to the mob, you might end up with concrete on your feet, so you’re heading in the right direction.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Something's been on your mind. Go ahead and put it out there. The time is ripe for fresh starts and initiatives. The bolder the better, say the stars. And when everyone hears about your plans for Connie Chung, they’ll have no choice but to carry you on their shoulders in victory.

Stooks Proverb: Don’t kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Do kill the goose that lays a curled up deuce on the floor.