Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Even if you're at a loss, look inward for the guidance you need to get you through this current issue. Damn, Highlights Magazine is challenging reading.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Some information you're missing is vital to your next enterprise, so don't jump into a situation before you have the 411. Then, dial 10-10-220. I think those guys are getting lonesome.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You figure out the missing ingredient you need to bring a long-term goal home to rest at last. Make sure you write it down! That’s a-r-s-e-n-i-c, arsenic!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Your instincts are saying one thing, but your insecurities are making you doubt what you're hearing. Heed what your heart and gut tell you. Actually, don’t listen to your gut, you just ate Taco Bell Bean Burrito.

Stooks Proverb: He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by O.J. is sick of hearing hypotheticals over the fence.