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Miss USA returned to work for Donald Trump Tuesday. She's modeling for his new catering company. She won't comment on the Donald-Rosie feud, but you have to imagine Rosie is steamed about Trump moving in on her territory: food.
Check out Britney's new hat.
"I can guard something Russian now, right?"
Britney was partying with former Timberlake 'N Sync partner JC Chasez, and had the DJ stop a Justin Timberlake song and start something different. Snap.
She may be testing JC, as she's no longer together with Isaac Cohen. He broke up with her on the phone, and says she was a "bit much" for his liking. Or was he speaking of the black hole between her legs?
You'll be able to see Paris Hilton BFF Kim Kardashian in all her urinal glory after all. Porn company Vivid has bought and will release "Kim Kardashian Superstar." It'll be like Jesus Christ Superstar except no singing, no Jesus and more body parts.
"Cheese."
Check out Britney's new hat.
"I can guard something Russian now, right?"
Britney was partying with former Timberlake 'N Sync partner JC Chasez, and had the DJ stop a Justin Timberlake song and start something different. Snap.
She may be testing JC, as she's no longer together with Isaac Cohen. He broke up with her on the phone, and says she was a "bit much" for his liking. Or was he speaking of the black hole between her legs?
You'll be able to see Paris Hilton BFF Kim Kardashian in all her urinal glory after all. Porn company Vivid has bought and will release "Kim Kardashian Superstar." It'll be like Jesus Christ Superstar except no singing, no Jesus and more body parts.
President Bush Senior had lunch with Teri Hatcher Tuesday. He even snuck in a kiss on the cheek and a little pat on the ass. Bill Clinton just went soft.
While filming in Detroit, Daniel Baldwin says a warrant for his arrest "isn't true." Lying piece of paper.
Tori Spelling gave Tupperware and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit to guests at her baby shower. For those times when you need fresh bodily fluid souvenirs from the bedroom, Tupperware and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit are there.
Weird-face girl from American Idol was arrested in August for pouring sugar in her ex-boyfriend's gas tank.
While filming in Detroit, Daniel Baldwin says a warrant for his arrest "isn't true." Lying piece of paper.
Tori Spelling gave Tupperware and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit to guests at her baby shower. For those times when you need fresh bodily fluid souvenirs from the bedroom, Tupperware and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit are there.
Weird-face girl from American Idol was arrested in August for pouring sugar in her ex-boyfriend's gas tank.
"Cheese."
Paula Abdul was supposed to star in her own reality show. Paula killed the show because she couldn't have editorial control. I just can't imagine what Paula would want to censor from the public.
I just noticed Reba's been on for ten minutes while I've been writing this. I'm off to the therapist.
I just noticed Reba's been on for ten minutes while I've been writing this. I'm off to the therapist.
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