Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Striking up a conversation is like playing music with someone: you have to allow yourself to get into the rhythm. Sure, there'll be some fits and starts, but hang in there. After a while, you two will find your groove. Although, onlookers might think you’re a bit off for gyrating during a conversation about Scrabble strategies.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You're interested in esoteric and intellectual matters, so it's time to seek out like-minded, stimulating company. New people bring you new realizations, especially when it comes to the larger questions in life, like “Why are pit stains frowned upon?”

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

A key conversation could go off the rails unless you exercise the right touch. One hint: it’s not a Tune-in Tokyo, also known as a Purple Nurple.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Every problem contains the seeds for its own solution. Clear your mental, emotional and psychic space and you'll see very soon how this situation can turn out for the best. Try meditation, yoga or attacking a Louie Anderson piñata. Or just attack Louie himself, as he is also filled with candy.

Stooks Proverb: Barking dogs seldom bite, but their white trash owners usually do. Luckily, they're not all that toothy.