Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Hmmm. Why do you keep running into you-know-who? Taking it nice and easy helps you see how a new person can fit into your life. Time to un-retire your Pog collection.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

The stars go out of their way to make sure the channels of communication are crystal clear. So go ahead and talk. It's easy to tell your nearest and dearest what's in your heart right now: KFC.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

It's time for more hugs, more kisses, more friendly, flirty conversation -- you've got so much fantastic social energy in your astrological sphere, it would be a crime to keep it at home. What are you waiting for? Oh, that’s right. The sores.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

The decision-making process got you a little down? Getting other people's opinions seems like it would be helpful, but the white noise might just confuse you. And your stench might affect their decision.

Stooks Proverb: True love never grows old. It just gets high plastic surgery bills.