Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

The how and why of your behavior is a constantly evolving mystery. It seems like the more you delve into your psyche, the more layers and secrets you find. That's all part of the fun, until you find the layer with your grandma’s inappropriate touching. Surely she knew how granny skin degrades Playdough.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Business is practically your middle name. Just be happy it isn’t Nouvel.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You need to have a balance between rules and freedom, structure and inspiration. The stars say to check in with yourself regularly to make sure you haven't had too much of one and not enough of the other in your life. The stars also recommend checking into the walk-in clinic for that rash.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Remember that if you start out by seeing only limitation, that's very likely what you'll receive. It's time to give yourself room to grow and expand. Ask Rosie where she buys her clothes.

Stooks Proverb: Don’t cross the bridge until you get to it. Don’t throw bodies off it until you get the “all clear” from your lookouts.