Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Sometimes, quitting while you're ahead is actually the best thing you can do to ensure your future progress. In other words, quit “Rock, Paper, Scissors” the second you’re up.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Working hard or hardly working? Actually, while others think you're having fun, you're actually working. Your brain functions better when your heart and soul are in the enviable state known as flow, unlike your friend Sarah’s notoriously unenviable state of flow.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Have you ever stood too close to a painting or a photograph? Here you thought you were looking at a drop of rain, but when you back up, you realize it's the entire ocean. Take that perspective on your life now. Warning: it’s a little tough to walk with your eyes in “Magic Eye” mode.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

There's nothing you love more than rooting for the underdog. You're even happier when you see a way to help them get to the top of the heap. Do you have that many kidney punches in you?

Stooks Proverb: Bad news travels fast, failing to explain the spread of the Anna Nicole Smith news.