Britney Spears will mark one week in rehab if she makes it to Thursday, but her family is thinking the full month might be too much to ask. A couple of days without attacking a car with an umbrella or turning into Satan might be enough.


Simon Cowell has a pretty reasonable grip on the Britney situation. "It’s very fashionable to be in rehab...We’ve allowed these people to feel sorry for themselves. I don’t know what’s going on in Britney’s head but my attitude is I couldn’t care less."


Trouble's a brewin' on the set of American Idol. TMZ says some of the female contestants have been a little catty ever since Antonella Barba's portfolio showed up online.



Lindsay Lohan's mom say Lindsay is "on a great path." Hopefully the scenic path leads Lindsay's mom to a cliff.

Mel Gibson is looking into shooting a movie in Panama. This is a man dedicated to avoiding Jews at all costs.


George Bush Sr. says he didn't touch Teri Hatcher's ass. The video of the exchange "lied."


Jerry Springer on taking over as host for America's Got Talent: "I've been around some of America's most talented individuals on my talk show for the last 16 years, so I'll feel right at home."

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 06, 2007 at 12:22 PM.