Scoop
Friday night, Britney Spears made her first public appearance since rehab. She went to a dance class and had dinner with her girlfriends. Her vagina, meanwhile, stayed behind closed doors.
Mel Gibson to an expert on Mayan culture: "Lady, f**k off." She had challenged some of the representations in his movie Apocalypto. How insulting...he didn't even give her the obligatory salutation "sugar tits."
Miss USA Tara Conner handed her crown over to its new owner, Miss Tennessee, this weekend. I hope she boiled it first.
Dina Lohan says her daughter Lindsay tries to set her up with guys in Hollywood. Jon Lovitz seems like a good fit.
The photographers involved in the "Denise Richards snatches laptops, throws them off a balcony and grazes an old woman in a wheelchair" story are suing. The old woman is still confused.
I just found out Brooke Burke named her kid "Heaven Rain." I hope these celebrities get high and come up with these names before the pregnancy.
Mel Gibson to an expert on Mayan culture: "Lady, f**k off." She had challenged some of the representations in his movie Apocalypto. How insulting...he didn't even give her the obligatory salutation "sugar tits."
"How 'bout we take this outside with a bottle of tequila?"
Miss USA Tara Conner handed her crown over to its new owner, Miss Tennessee, this weekend. I hope she boiled it first.
Dina Lohan says her daughter Lindsay tries to set her up with guys in Hollywood. Jon Lovitz seems like a good fit.
The photographers involved in the "Denise Richards snatches laptops, throws them off a balcony and grazes an old woman in a wheelchair" story are suing. The old woman is still confused.
I just found out Brooke Burke named her kid "Heaven Rain." I hope these celebrities get high and come up with these names before the pregnancy.
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