Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You're ready to raise the stakes when it comes to a high-risk game involving your emotions. The stars say to sit this hand out. So does the secondhand smoke coming from that dude with the Marlboro Reds who hasn’t left the casino in four days.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Family can be absolutely maddening, but they also know and love you like no one else can. How long has it been since you've communicated with them? Sounds like the perfect situation for a game of charades.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Expand your current social circle. Yes, your friends are great, but they don’t have easy access to prescription drugs.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

If a dish regularly gave you heartburn, would you keep eating it over and over again? Of course you wouldn't. That doesn’t include diarrhea, so Olive Garden is still in play.

Stooks Proverb: Dig the well before you’re thirsty or before you have a body to dispose.