Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Your ideas about relationships are changing and maturing. You no longer seek a companion to get you through an episode of Dawson’s Creek without crying. That Pacey gets you every time.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Make sure people know you're not just talk -- you know how to take action, too, especially when it comes to those great ideas of yours. Ron Popeil will kick himself for not thinking of a deluxe Food Dehydrator, complete with squirrel jerky compartment.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Don't let fear influence your next steps. Stick to Viaka.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You're terribly allergic to boredom. But, believe it or not, that weird drip you have is a symptom of something else.

Stooks Proverb: The good die young. Maybe Bea Arthur isn’t as sweet as she seems.