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At 4:19 PM, October 03, 2007, Jeri Anne said...

Man, I went to the Lion's Den today and all there was were guys in their late 50's there looking at mesh shirts. They should tick off some more church groups so they can sell more 3 foot neon blue dildos filled with yogurt. I would like to work there, just for a day.

 

At 5:12 PM, October 03, 2007, Matt Stooks said...

Okay, you can't say you went to the Lion's Den without providing the context. Did you buy something? Was it for a certain occasion? And I'm positive you'd work there forever if they let you.

 

At 8:13 PM, October 03, 2007, Jeri Anne said...

Geesh, nosy! I went there and bought some slutty lingerie for my best friend's personal shower to go along with the pumpkin scented candle and lavender massage oil (those are the only proven scents that make more blood rush in the penis - for real.) That was the only thing I bought, because Randy told me I couldn't buy anything for myself. Well he also told me to take the power wheels out there, but it was gone.

I totally would work there forever. I'd love to stock porn for the rest of my life.

 

At 10:09 AM, October 04, 2007, Matt Stooks said...

Wow, I didn't really expect penile blood flow tips. Thanks.

 

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