From craigslist:

Write porn reviews, get free dvds and get rewarded

Seeking adult dvd reviewers in exchange for free DVDs and/or free access to online videos.

Uh, so what are the requirements for this position? I'm sure not just any man can come off the street and do such a job.

I can't say I've ever read a porn review before. I know. Such a loser. Do you talk about lighting? Or rigidity/flaccidity of different "actors?" Do you point out ass-zits that should've received proper makeup? I'm lost. I won't be applying for this job.

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I always find it funny when a bunch of people get pissed and go after a business, intending harm.

The latest involves three businesses in Johnson County. A grand jury indicted them for promoting obscenity. Hollywood at Home for four DVDs, Spirit Halloween for obscene costumes, and Priscilla's for five sex toys and a videos.

Free advertising!

I wouldn't have heard of, or even noticed, the Lion's Den in Abilene if it weren't for all the stories of obscene products, watchdogs writing down customers' license plate numbers, or the giant "Every time you wank to porn, the baby Jesus cries" (paraphrased) billboard.

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