Does it come with the loser in the driver’s seat?
Monthly Archives September 2005
I got a Pizza Shuttle last night with pepperoni and cream cheese. It was delicious. But every time I microwave pizza, it’s a disaster. The crust is hot. The tip is hot. Everything in the middle is as cold as a corpse. Gross.
What a great show. I actually lowered myself to going to a fan message board and there were rumors that Walt was talking in reverse when he magically appears in the jungle. Here’s the encounter between Shannon and Walt in the jungle. Here is just what Walt says as it appeared on the show. Here’s [...]
Wow, I’m so intelligent. Do you know how long it took me to come up with the lame title for this post? I had to pay a three dollar convenience fee to get my license plate renewed yesterday. Yeah, convenience fee. They’re really making up for loads of lost cash from laying off people at [...]
Terrible. Simply awful. The ironic thing is that the Emmy honors excellence in television, yet The Emmy Awards is the worst thing on TV all year. But I always end up watching every minute. Enough with the Miniseries Emmy, already. Not only do they have the Emmy for the miniseries, but they have to honor [...]
If you make it through this, you deserve a slap in tbe face for wasting your time and justifying me wasting mine writing it. Tonight, I Tivo’d Survivor, and flipped between The O.C. and Primetime. I’ve only been able to figure out three things that might be happening on The O.C. 1. Julie Cooper is [...]
Somebody had a camera and caught Jessica Simpson wasted. And apprently she wasn’t wearing her wedding ring. But we know for sure she’s cheating. Look at the evidence below. She’s doing the synchronized tongue wag with a be-jeans-jacketed co-ed.
HAHA! I just watched Martha Stewart’s new show, Martha. It’s like her old show, but more awkward. Go ahead, Martha. Force that smile. Look at how phony she is! I think a little bit of her soul dies every time she smiles. They started the show with her holding a dog. She can’t pull it [...]
Here you go. A Hurricane post. There. Now I’ve fulfilled my legal obligation as a “blogger” to mention the hurricane. Hope it’s been eye-opening. Okay, fine. One take: The News Networks should be in charge of FEMA. They were there before the thing even started.
From the U.S. Department of Labor Website:“Labor Day differs in every essential way from the other holidays of the year in any country,” said Samuel Gompers, founder and longtime president of the American Federation of Labor. “All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflicts and battles of man’s prowess over [...]