We’re taking a couple of shows off. We will return Tuesday, April 4th. Until then, we’ll be in clip show or “Least Worst of Stooks in the Morning” mode. And we have hella clips for you to enjoy from todays show. First off, the solution to the crunchy vs. creamy peanut butter debate. “Ohhhhh. Mister [...]
Monthly Archives March 2006
Here’s the inaugural edition of “Dick Cheney Says.” Can you buy a dog just for the purpose of “picking up at the park.” The Stoner is too scared to even try. The Iraqi Woman has discovered MySpace, and has some disturbing news to share. And here’s what it’s like to find out when you are [...]
BONUS CLIP: Me and Hasselhoff. A girl won our “for fun and laughs” only office pool. This guy called in to say he never gets any good brackets. And this guy tried to sell us a gross of Girl Scout uniforms. “They never found the Girl Scouts’ remains.”
Lots of stuff today. Huggies laid the smack down on some ESPN guy yesterday for saying mean things about Manhattan. We talked to the ESPN dude today. He was quite apologetic. Yesterday, Kansas overruled Emperor Sebelius’ attempt to keep us from carrying our guns around. Chris and I shot off weapons in the studio to [...]
Congrats to K-State for getting Bob Huggins as its next basketball coach. But he’ll have to adjust to the different lifestyle Manhattan has from Cincinnati. So some of our callers, including Johnny Kaw, called in to let him know the many benefits the state of Kansas has to offer. The German Woman also called in [...]
The Evil Emperor of Kansas Kathleen Sebelius vetoed a concealed guns bill yesterday. We talked about how angry this made us.Then, a gun enthusiast called the show in a rage. “Has anyone seen my rifle?”
The show was kinda lame today, so all we have is a funny old man that will only take about 15 seconds of your time. And here’s another. The Old Man of North America is known to remove gnats from other aging primates.
It’s snowing. On Spring Break. So whoever stayed behind got hosed. But keep that chin up, buckaroo! We got some good tips for a snowy Spring Break, including making love in igloos and riding people’s blind spots during the wintry mix. We also have tips on how to make a snowman. It reminded me of [...]
Last weekend was the Fake Patrick’s Day in Manhattan, but most of the rest of America celebrates today. The German Woman was up early, throwing a few back. We also got into an argument over how pointless leprechauns are. Then, a gentleman called in and sang us a very creative St. Pat’s song. Finally, a [...]
The giant statue below, known as Johnny Kaw, called the show today. “My mommy says you shouldn’t touch me there.” We also had a new edition of “Which are the real Blanche and Dorothy.” And a discussion on things we’d like to light afire in protest.
I have an American Idol Beach Ball. I love my American Idol Beach Ball ever so much. I have fun throwing my American Idol Beach Ball at my co-host, Chris Casey. But, then, disaster! My American Idol Beach Ball can no longer hold air. And I = Sad. And Chris = Sad, too. He has [...]
This morning, we got proof that ghosts exist! James Lipton says: whoop!
While watching American Idol, I realized Taylor Hicks is Oscar the Grouch come to life and a little happier. Okay, maybe he looks like Sam the Eagle, instead.
Only one clip today, but it’s the biggest, juiciest, most offensive clip our show has yet to produce. Enjoy. You’ll understand when you hear the clip. Doesn’t sound so tasty anymore, does it?
Manhattan had St. Patrick’s Day this weekend. Yes, that’s earlier than normal people celebrate it. But it gives us an opportunity to celebrate it again this Friday. The German woman enjoyed the parade. I also got the opportunity to talk to some drunk people on St. Pat’s. I know. I’m brilliant for being able to [...]
Shocking news out of the Big 12 Tournament: there are two “D’s” in Wooldridge. He also got fired. And with the announcment, Coach Wooldridge turned in his badge and neck brace. Amazingly, we scored an interview with a potential candidate for the vacant position.
Today, we had a gentleman sing us his favorite ringtone. He would’ve played it for us, but he happened to calling us on the cell phone with the ringtone. “Text messaging hides my social awkwardness.” We also had a 13-year-old girl tell us her friend of the same age got a ticket for driving. The [...]
I went without shaving this weekend. Then, I overslept Monday morning, which meant I had quite the nappy facial hair working. Unfortunately, my co-workers have been convincing me to try it out for awhile. “Do I have food in my stash?” So, I’m now paranoid that they’re convincing me to keep the thing because they [...]
First off, this is the first picture that pops up on Google Image Search when you search for Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter himself. Courtesy Manhattan Parks Department In celebration of today’s release of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we cast spells on each other this morning. Then, we had Ask Louie: Spring Break [...]
Haha. Woolridge was in classic form this weekend for the KU game. He was all blinged out in his neck brace. This morning, we were talking about how he struggled to bend over to inspect an injured player. The neck brace prevented his head from pivoting, so he had to manipulate his entire torso to [...]