Does this bother you? It feels a little dirty to me.
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R.I.P. John Stossel
The Stoss has made the jump to Fox News. The man we know and love is no more. This move earns a rating of “No Stashes. Clean shaven.”
I’ve got a blog
Just needed to get that out of the way so I can continue to refer to myself as a blogger in social situations. Carry on.
A case for public urination
Local and state governments get creative when budgets are tight. Some consider legalizing and taxing pot. Others simply fire employees. Why not consider legalizing public urination outside courthouses and city halls? It would save on water and sewage infrastructure. Plus, everyone would score a mental benefit from literally pissing on the government. Problem solved.
Diarrhea farts
Ninety percent of my job involves face-to-face interactions with the general public. A fair number of these people emit foul odors. Today, I was working with a lady and her male companion. Both were in their 50s. Toward the end of our long discussion, the smell of liquid scat filled the air. Was it truly [...]
Someone fix this
Is it really that hard to make severe weather look tolerable on a widescreen TV? I shouldn’t lose 50 percent of my screen to thunderstorms. Fox 4, consider yourself “4WARNED!”
Another reason to watch TV online
I rarely watch local network broadcasts, and when I do, I’m reminded why I shouldn’t.
