Without Earth Day, the oceans will boil the dolphins, and birds will develop a blue, log-like apparatus…and Chinese writing will appear in the corners of all children’s drawings. Translation: “Oh no, it’s Godzirra!”
Have you noticed the increase in the number of people wearing the wireless headsets? I saw three people at Rusty’s wearing them in the bar. How lame. Adam the Telemarketer called in to set us straight.
“Stooks from the Future” called in to update us on Baby Cruise-Holmes.
And Hansel joined us to talk about the K-State Spring Game.
Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “The Hamburglar…(long pause)…Talks.” – Chris Casey, after Stooks challenged him to name a mascot that can speak. Stooks went on to explain that The Hamburglar only says “Rubble, rubble,” and wouldn’t count anyway.