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How would Jesus hunt?

Worried about the mumps this Easter Season? The Stoner has a conspiracy theory for you.

It's supposed to be hot Easter Sunday, the mumps are going around, and the kids are already too violent over the whole Easter Egg ordeal. Luckily, we find out "How would Jesus hunt?"

"Now I can get chicks for sure!"

Here's a new game! From the makers of "Which is the real Blanche?" comes "Which are the real Ma and Dorothy?"

Today's Daily Quote of the Day for Today: "How would Jesus hunt? He would hold his hands up and the eggs would just float up and rush toward him...He's like Neo from The Matrix" -Classic caller

It looks like hard times have befallen Daniel Radcliffe.

Either that, or it is a prototype of a new Easter candy: Chocolate Bunny with fat Radcliffe filling..

Isn't eating manatees illegal?

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