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May the 4th be with you

A kid called the show to crack a "May the 4th be with you" joke.

Later, we were mocking him. He didn't take too kindly to this and called the show again.

We also had an old man and Dorothy flying solo on "Which is the real Dorothy?"

"You think I'm repulsive now? Wait 'til you see the close-up of my right forearm. "

"Obi-Wan warned me not to rub up against that man on the bus."

Today's Daily Quote of the Day for Today: "May the 4th be you. And kiss me...in my special place." - A Star Wars fan who's upset we don't find his 'May the 4th' joke funny.

That appears to be the preliminary stages of "hand disease". It will soon move down to his hand and cause chronic itching.

The only known cures are spraying it with scalding hot water or scratching it on stainless steel appliances.

Don't forget to have some kind of food item that someone else will comsume available to catch some of the skin particles.

Gees!!! I wonder if the guy used anti-itching cream!!! Do you know if he did Stooks???

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