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No Internet

No Internet made for an interesting show today. One highlight from that experience was the one story we had in the 6:10 Stooks Scoop, that I had to try to recall from (drunken) memory from CNN Headline News.

Luckily, we had a Free for All Friday to hide the flaws.

The Stoner called in, worried he would catch "Barbaro Disease."

Another caller joined the show to correct some of the Stoner's comments about "Barbario." A Federline clone is on the same segment.

In this segment, a caller confuses us by using a big word: nepotism.

No Internet makes for a solemn Neil Clark Warren

In other show activity...

We call Baron, our tech support guy in hopes of fixing our internet problem.

An old woman calls in to complain about our treatment of Kevin Bacon on today's show.

Sweedish Schoolboy Hansel goes on a roadtrip.

Do you ever get the feeling that Neil Clark Warren smiles too damn much? Whenever I see those TV commercials featuring his cheesy mug, I get a little creeped out. Is he hiding something? Perhaps he knows that the secret of life is tattooed on John Stossel's upper lip, underneath his luxurious moustache.

I get the feeling that not only is he the founder, he's "also a client." By coincidence, the ladies who are a match for him, are Perfect 10's who can't quite be "overgratified," if you catch my drift. He's probably even being serviced during the TV ads, hence the smile.

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