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Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Capricorn

You shoot from the hip and speak from the heart, but it may be time to suspend talks, as the person you're talking to speaks from the gastrointestinal tract.


Gemini

Evaluate your surroundings. Are you where you're supposed to be? Okay, but you’ve been lurking around the bras in Walmart for 40 minutes now. It might be time to move on.


Libra

The familiar becomes a restriction if you grow fearful of change. It's time to explore different directions. It's time to grow and adapt, which means you need to let go of what you want to retain: that Chipotle you had three days ago. Just let the pintos fly.


Pisces

Out of all the signs, you're one of the most compassionate and intuitive. However, your generosity can sometimes turn into unnecessary self-sacrifice. Besides, saying your sacrificing your liver to the gods is not an excuse for your alcoholism.


Stooks Proverb: Ninety percent of inspiration is perspiration. And when you perspire as much as Mark Mangino, you’re bound to get a head coach position.

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