(36:18 podcast) Last Show

Thank you so much to everyone who called in to make my last day special. I'm so lucky to have had this job. Take care, and stay in touch.

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

(12:55) Scoop podcast


Kevin Federline's holding up his divorce with Britney until she can prove she can handle joint custody. She got the roach a little saturated last time.

TMZ says Britney gave her mom a legal notice to stay away from her kids if she's on medication that could impair her abilities to be around children. Now, if she could just deliver one to herself.

Britney won't be performing with Cyndi Lauper. Turns out, Cyndi only lets people who actually sing share the stage with her. And she just found out about Britney lip syncing?


Paris Hilton may sue her lawyer. An "insider" says “The way this case was handled was a disaster. Nobody goes to jail for DUI that long. It was all the lawyer’s fault and we’re looking into what recourse we have.”


MSNBC got a little theatric over having to cover Paris Hilton.




Paris probably doesn't care too much at this point. She's in Hawaii. Why didn't they stop her from travelling? Surely she has more disease strains in her systems than that wannabee tuberculosis guy.


Lindsay Lohan had double the legal limit of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her system when she crashed her car last month. Just traces of coke? Lindsay, you're losing your touch.


Isaiah Washington says ABC didn't give him another chance because he was black. If only he'd been gay...


As expected, The Spice Girls announced their reunion tour yesterday. Did you hear that, Boyz II Men?


For more, minus the commentary, check out the Stooks Entertainment Feed.

Labels: show clips, stooks scoop

(27:35) Well, the High Lady called today.

Apparently, she missed the news that tomorrow's my last show.

The first five minutes were on the air, the other 22 minutes are web only.

It's a long conversation, but any fan of the High Lady should partake.

Tomorrow's going to be tough.

Labels: high lady, show clips

(5:42 podcast) Is the iPhone the most over hyped product of all time?

We covered Pound Puppies, Cabbage Patch Kids, condoms...

Plus, the John Stossel Pick of the Week sneaks in.

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(4:39) Scoop podcast


Paris Hilton sat down with Larry King last night, and came off quite nicely. Larry King, on the other hand, came off quite creepy old manish.

Paris has landed herself on the cover of People magazine. It was a tossup between her and Rosie, so they went with the choice that would fit the cover.

Even though she's toned down her look a little, it looks like Paris plans to remain a makeup face. You never know if her next video will have better lighting.

Us Weekly is going "Paris-free" in anticipation of Paris fatigue.


Paula Abdul is kind of a bitch, especially when it comes to sweat pants. Someone didn't take their painkillers.




Lindsay Lohan's dad is trying to get visitation rights for his kids, so he sent out a press release, saying "Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation." Problem is, he misspelled Lindsay's name. That's OK, she has the same problem.


For more, minus the commentary, check out the Stooks Entertainment Feed.

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(26:50 podcast) Our military listeners helped us create a Life as a Soldier Show today.

Thanks to everyone who called in with their stories.

Even the High Lady was able to wedge herself into the end of our discussion.

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(3:56 podcast) Wow, I knew a lot of people would want one, but the iPhone hype is getting to be a little much .

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Scoop podcast (8:57)


WWE wasted no time forwarding text messages from Chris Benoit to his coworkers. Almost all of them simply mention where his physical address was, as if someone should go there and check things out when they didn't hear from him. Good detective work, WWE! They also want everyone to know that "roid rage" wasn't a factor.


Finally a free woman, Paris wasted no time getting her hair did. It's not like she neglected her looks in prison. She bought skin cream, eyebrow pencils, vaseline, an emery board and cotton swabs in prison. A girl's gotta look good whoring around Cell Block A.

Taco Bell tried to sent a bunch of grub to Paris for her publicized cravings in jail, but it got held up at the front gates of her mansion. When she heard a Taco Supreme was waiting for her at the gates, she figured it was a sex act and said she was trying to change her ways.

Barbara Walters on missing out on the Paris interview: "Look, I’ve done prison interviews before, but people like the Menendez Brothers were really important news stories. This wasn’t. And even though I’d already written my questions, when all that pay-for-play stuff happened, I suddenly felt this was not up to my standard. The whole thing was somehow beneath me." Thank God we can still count on Barbara to do respectable, hard news features like "The Most Fascinating People."


PETA says Michael Moore is fat, and could benefit from a vegetarian diet. But how will he threaten people without his trademark gastrointestinal fortitude?



Britney Spears assistant had to rush to a salon for some dye remover after Britney got black dye all over her face from trying to dye what little hair she has. Meanwhile, she's still hitting the club scene pretty hard.


Nicole Richie went shopping for baby books. Ahhhh, she's trying to read! How cute!


Rosie says "art can't hurt u," following criticism of a photo showing her daughter dressed in fatigues with an ammo belt. Then, she said "Twinkies can hurt u," followed by a demonstration of her Twinkie security system, complete with hand guillotine.


For more, minus the commentary, check out the Stooks Entertainment Feed.

Labels: stooks scoop

Did a wrestling storyline drive Chris Benoit over the edge? (4:06)

One of our listeners thinks so.

Another is pissed that I let a wrestling secret slip on the air.

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What should Stooks do with himself? (8:26)

Seeing how our audience knows me pretty well, we thought we'd open up the phones for a bit and see what they thought.

Verdict: I'm screwed.

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Scoop Podcast (6:03)


Paris Hilton got out of jail just after midnight this morning. She lost 10 pounds in there, fighting back cravings for Taco Bell and Polish Sausage.

Paris wants to open a halfway house to help other inmates transition to law-abiding lives. The night-vision cameras are already on order.


Lohan plans to continue out-patient treatment when she leaves rehab.


Hanson is asking its fan to banner-up their webpage with Hanson ads. The site with the most click-throughs wins the prize: a custom song from Hanson! Anyone?


Rosie turned down the Price is Right job because she didn't want to relocate to LA, and couldn't pull off her plan of just taping a bunch of episodes a couple times a month. Moments later, First Class airline seats around the world celebrated like Ewoks.


Grey's Anatomy homophobe Isaiah Washington has been talking to NBC. Maybe he can replace Imus.


WWE's Chris Benoit was found dead, along with his wife and kid. Police think he killed his wife and kid, then himself. Wow. Don't become a wrestler. Or marry one.


For more, minus the commentary, check out the Stooks Entertainment Feed.

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Jeri Anne got to meet an old man who thinks the world is ending (2:25).

What did she have to dodge while talking to him? Questions about the war? Spittle? False teeth? You'll have to listen to find out.

Labels: old people, show clips

My last day with the radio station is this Friday (13:10)

I'm not going to go into too many details in this space, except to say I've had a great time here, but I need to start living like a grownup.

Thanks for listening, and I hope you stay with the website after I leave town. I still plan to blog, do podcasts and film some videos.

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Scoop podcast (7:32)


Britney's album has been delayed. They're having a hard time getting her legs to ratchet shut for the album cover.


It looks like those rumors of Today paying Paris $1 million were BS. Larry King managed to snag the interview for Wednesday night. This pretty much confirms her oldest lay to date.

A man dressed as a pirate outside Paris' jail demanded her release. If it works, I'm sure Paris has special plans for his hook.

Kathy Hilton says Paris is sick of wearing orange. Not hot.


Nicole Richie and her boyfriend bought a diaper bag. Could this confirm a Nicole Richie pregnancy? Or does she simply wear baby-sized diapers?





Nicole was also spotted entering a medical building with mainly OB/GYN and an opiate treatment program. Wow, what a one-stop shop!


Eddie Murphy is indeed the Scary Spice baby daddy.

Scary better be working her pregnancy weight off, because the Spice Girls look to announce reunion plans this Thursday.


Idol: The Musical starts its off-Broadway run next week. The musical is based on Clay Aiken worship.



For more, minus the commentary, check out the Stooks Entertainment Feed.

Labels: stooks scoop

Stampede podcast (5:53)

I went to Country Stampede Friday night, and somehow didn't see nearly as much trash as in years past. The hottest girl there had a questionable job. Another patron took advantage of some artistic manscaping.

I was even peer pressured into chugging a beer for the first time in years. I didn't really expect a beer vendor to be the person to bring me back into chugging.

Labels: show clips

Free for All Friday (16:15)

We learned about racism, iPhone inequality, pregnant chicks in bikinis, middle finger etiquette, getting your nails did with your Welfare check, touching at school, and censorship of songs.

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

Scoop podcast (6:29)


The New York Post says The Today Show is paying Paris Hilton $1 million for her first post-jail interview. Paris says that's not true. She can make that kind of cash working the back lot of whatever show she prefers.


Pauly Shore showed TMZ.com around his property, trying to disprove Wes Craven's claims that water runoff from Pauly's property wrecked his yard. It looks like Wes is full of it. It looks like Pauly is good with money management to even live in that neighborhood in the first place.


Scott Baio is world-famous for the way he tosses his massive goods to numerous women. Add a fling with Liza Minnelli from years ago to the list. Gross.

Labels: show clips, stooks scoop

Stooks in the Morning alum Chris Casey stopped in town yesterday, and forced my ass back into some video work.

It's an odd piece, but that should be no surprise.




KSU: What to Do?

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What did Jeri Anne do to deserve getting her car messed with? (15:47)

Someone stole the dealer-provide front license faceplate, and her bumper got dorked with, too.

When you buy a Taurus, I mean, Escort, you're just begging for it, aren't you?

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Scoop podcast (7:46)


Rosie might have too many demands to get The Price Is Right job. She lives in New York. The show tapes in L.A. One rumor has Rosie saying she'll shoot a month's worth of shows over a four day period every 30 days. It coincides with her monthly, four-day coleslaw binges.


Brad Pitt's family says there's nothing wrong with staying close to Jennifer Aniston. Well, nothing wrong except having her picture on the ceiling of every bedroom in the house.


Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she is no longer friends with Rosie. Rosie upset Elisabeth with one of her video blogs. Don't take it personally, Lizzie. We all find her videos a little upsetting.


Paris' jail called her manager to come pick up four crates of fan mail. I don't even want to know how Paris' fans seal their letters.


Sanjaya says the rumors of his sister posing nude are false. She's too wholesome for all that. However, the countdown to Sanjy's inevitable spread in Playboy continues.

Labels: show clips, stooks scoop

Wow, it's going to be a pretty hot, sweaty, Country Stampede tomorrow through Sunday.

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MySpace Tom has been clamping down on porn profiles lately.

But the MySpace Lady of the Street soldiers on (0:58)

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Scoop podcast (9:14)


Paris is reading "The Secret" in jail. I smell an Oprah "Girlfriend, what were you thinking?" exchange on the horizon.


Nicole Richie's taking her DUI case to trial July 11th. Does she stand a chance at beating the rap? Or is it a simple matter of the courthouse having toilets that just beg to be puked in?



Lindsay Lohan found Jesus. If you're high enough, you can see him on the same piece of toast.


Britney's back to drinking. Let's just hope things don't get too unkempt this time around.


TMZ.com grabbed themselves a copy of O.J.'s "If I Did It" manuscript. The karate scene is my favorite part. O.J. sure can weave quite the tale.


Rosie O'Donnell wants The Price Is Right job. She's meeting with CBS this week. First, she's gotta film another creepy video for her website.


John Travolta says prescription drugs are responsible for school shootings. Wow, I always figured Flintstone's Vitamins would be the first pills to animate and take up arms.


Larry Birkhead and Howard K. have joined forces over Anna Nicole's estate. Hey, there's enough to go around for everybody.


Leave it to Hillary Clinton to come up with the BEST SOPRANOS PARODY OF ALL TIME!!!




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Ever had a friend you wanted to dump? (13:58)

You know, the kind of worthless friend who only calls to bitch and moan about themselves.

I know I'm guilty of this sometimes, but at least I'm reasonable once in awhile.

We also learned about the Downer Friend and friendship by boat.

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My toilet has a problem (2:58).

I couldn't get it to stop running last night. I had to shut off the water, but seeing how my building is pre-Mayflower, I'm wondering if the valve will burst and give me a fun present when I get home.

In the meantime, no visitor BMs please.

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Scoop - Paris' hood fights back (4:37)


Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she's planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father's Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend.

Paris Hilton's neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo titled "Heiress Alert: Time For Action." It looks like a neighborhood watch for Paris and her helicopter-flying friends. Paris passed out on a porch couch is as dangerous for small children as a discarded refrigerator.


Britney's not a fan of these Billboards:




Delete your EVite: Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday party is off. She'll look to get tossed in a more private setting than a Vegas nightclub.


Shar Jackson wants to sue Star Magazine for saying she received Kevin Federline's seed again. She'll even take an EPT test to prove otherwise. I think a simple sniff will tell if K-Fed's "stank" has been that close to her.


Tom Cruise will play minister in a game of Scientology Wedding. I bet that job comes with a pretty cool mask.


Julia Roberts has a new baby boy. She still has the same giant teeth, though.

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Some woman in New York was arrested for going topless. Charges were dropped, thanks to a 1992 court ruling that "If man can, so can women."


Topless Double Standard 1 (3:11)

Topless Double Standard 2 (3:25)

Topless Double Standard 3 (3:19)



In other show activity...

Manhattan's Raccoon Infestation (4:31)

Online dating for complete morons (2:14)

Scoop - Jacko robbed (4:07)

Scoop - Kathy Griffin assassination attempt (4:22)

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Jeri Anne awkward roommate exchange (2:43)

You like Jeri Anne's what? (1:17)

The Spurs suck worse than death (1:37)

High Lady birthday song for Jeri Anne (3:00)

Jeri Anne's family stuck in early 90's (3:14)

Enough with the birthday wishes! (3:25)

Out of the Army, off to smoke pot (2:46)

Maury tackles phobias (3:34)

Labels: Free for All Friday, high lady, show clips

Get Grandpa's FBI File (4:06)

Fake your death, get an FBI File (3:56)

TV Sucks. What to do? (3:05)

MySpace vs Facebook (5:43)

K-Fed a dad again? (3:06)

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Gay Bomb (3:20)

I'm a Gay Bomb (1:44)

Birthday present idea (1:18)

Nick Lachey vs. Paparazzi (3:00)

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Illegal Immigrants invade MySpace (3:22)

Sopranos theories (3:12)

Country Stampede for Noobs (1:41)

Jeri Anne picks up at Silverados again (3:55)

First date advice: You're diseased (5:51)

First date advice: Share nothing (1:13)

First date advice: Black or White? (0:49)

Paris diseased...not in the crotch (3:27)

OJ: Media Critic (3:53)

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Jeri Anne's creepy dream (3:46)

Stoner's Twinkie the Kid Dream (2:20)

Dream analysis (2:22)

Freakydreams.com (2:10)

The High Lady's visions (5:44)

Scoop: Paris can't pee (4:19)

Scoop: Paris press release (3:17)

17 year old wants relationship advice (2:49)

Jeri Anne learns about ID's (3:10)

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Kansas roads (2:20)

Paris is hot? (2:57)

Why politicians blow (4:33)

Mosquitoes (3:47)

How to get Stooks' job (2:53)

Scoop: Paris & Don King? (4:53)

Scoop: Paris lubing those bars? (3:33)

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We decided to figure out why people feel the need to make their cars loud as hell.

Why the loud ass car? 1 (2:43)

Why the loud ass car? 2 (2:50)

Why the loud ass car? 3 (3:41)

Why the loud ass car? 4 (2:40)

Why the loud ass car? 5 (2:18)

Why the loud ass car? 6 (1:04)

Scoop: Nicole Richie's towel (3:44)

Scoop: Paris' cavity search (4:22)

How to avoid elevator attacks (2:27)

Labels: show clips

Nerds are hot 1 (2:14)

Nerds are hot 2 (3:34)

Nerds are hot 3 (2:34)

DeMone the Demon: 060607 (2:01)

License photo (3:54)

Wow, a caller (0:37)

Bob Saget: Pot Correspondent (0:39)

To the Popemobile! (2:49)

Scoop: Johseca Mayen breakup 12 (4:45)

Scoop: Paris new disease? (3:23)

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Jeri Anne in the can (0:55)

Do you have TB? 1 (3:13)

Do you have TB? 2 (3:28)

Do you have TB? 3 (2:36)

Scoop: Britney's ass (5:02)

Scoop: Richard Simmons Paris prayer (4:27)

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Sarah Silverman was pretty mean to Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Paris was in the audience, and her reaction shot was continuously priceless.

I would embed the video right here, but it looks like it's going to be constantly removed for copyright violations.

Instead, here's a Google Video search that should get you a usable copy when you want.

Enjoy.

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To get an idea how unnecessarily freaked out our audience would get, we talked about Hillary being the next President.

Hillary 1 (1:49)

Hillary 2 (8:56)

Hillary 3 (6:58)

Hillary 4 (3:55)

Hillary 5 (9:03)

Scoop: Abdul's face walks on glass (6:44)

Scoop: Nicole Richie's African belly (4:51)

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Adam and I got a hankering for Pita Pit Saturday night.

We walked through Aggieville, and got back in time to play with Nickels the Cat.

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Jeri Anne gas attack (3:07)

Bikini car wash (0:58)

Beaches in Spain? (2:13)

Spain Spanish (4:31)

Suckiest Free for All Ever! (4:03)

Jeri Anne's belch (2:48)

Scoop - MJ's "Rubbing Alcohol" (3:39)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips