Topless Double-Standard

Some woman in New York was arrested for going topless. Charges were dropped, thanks to a 1992 court ruling that “If man can, so can women.”

Do we need to change the rules for the rest of the country?

Topless Double Standard 1 (3:11)

Topless Double Standard 2 (3:25)

Topless Double Standard 3 (3:19)

“I can hide a baby under here, too.”

In other show activity…

Manhattan’s Raccoon Infestation (4:31)

Online dating for complete morons (2:14)

Scoop – Jacko robbed (4:07)

Scoop – Kathy Griffin assassination attempt (4:22)

Memorial Day

Thank God I’ve had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country.

Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It’s a pretty selfish process.

While the rest of us take a day off to play in the sun, thousands of families are remembering their fallen sons and daughters, husbands and wives, fathers and mothers, struggling to hold back thoughts of what could’ve come from a life cut short.

We owe our soldiers a thought, a thanks, a prayer, for what they’ve seen, experienced and died for. Whatever you think about the war, we have some true heroes in this country. They go over there and die for us, while we continue to live our lives as we always have.

God bless them and bring them home safely.

Transmitter drama

Well, our transmitter’s power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I’m on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It’s 700 pounds, so it wouldn’t fit in a Priority Mail envelope.

It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at about 9am, and hopefully back in Junction by 4pm.

Jeri Anne’s hosting a clip show for the listeners that can pick us up in certain areas of Junction City.

I’m bringing my camera just in case.

Scoop

Hoff’s shirtless, drunken hamburger struggle video has cost him visitation rights until at least May 21, when a judge will decide his future rights.

Hoff says a bad experience with fast food stopped him from performing in The Producers last month. Helpful tip: you really shouldn’t eat it off the floor.

Paris Hilton has officially filed her notice to appeal her jail sentence. It’s probably the police’s fault anyway, as Paris says they pull her over just to hit on her.

Meanwhile, lunch at her potential prison is typically baloney, breakfast is a boiled egg
. She won’t be allowed makeup. How will she cover up all the sores? She might not want to: there’s a group of “very masculine lesbians” there.


Ty Pennington is apologizing for getting a DUI over the weekend
. Surprisingly, it was just for alcohol. Surely that’s not all he’s on. Speaking of which, Lindsay Lohan: cokehead?


Britney’s keeping it classy
:

“You should see the panties.”

Kevin Costner is a baby making machine: he became a father for the 5th time. Just imagine if he joined forces with Brit.

Someone submitted a video of Sanjaya playing with Sour Patch Kids for the I Love New York casting call. It’s a spinoff of Flava of Love, if you’re unfamiliar. Sanjy must’ve meant to audition for Flav’s show, instead.