Hoff says a bad experience with fast food stopped him from performing in The Producers last month. Helpful tip: you really shouldn’t eat it off the floor.
Paris Hilton has officially filed her notice to appeal her jail sentence. It’s probably the police’s fault anyway, as Paris says they pull her over just to hit on her.
Meanwhile, lunch at her potential prison is typically baloney, breakfast is a boiled egg. She won’t be allowed makeup. How will she cover up all the sores? She might not want to: there’s a group of “very masculine lesbians” there.
Ty Pennington is apologizing for getting a DUI over the weekend. Surprisingly, it was just for alcohol. Surely that’s not all he’s on. Speaking of which, Lindsay Lohan: cokehead?
Kevin Costner is a baby making machine: he became a father for the 5th time. Just imagine if he joined forces with Brit.
Someone submitted a video of Sanjaya playing with Sour Patch Kids for the I Love New York casting call. It’s a spinoff of Flava of Love, if you’re unfamiliar. Sanjy must’ve meant to audition for Flav’s show, instead.