I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, got out of my car, stepped in gum, shopped, and stepped in the same gum. Ridiculous. So we started talking this morning about things that are more annoying than stepping in gum. In this segment, a girl hates flip flops that break and a guy hates pedestrians. Here’s a lady…
I got stuck behind a Wedgie Picker while running in City Park (home of Johnny Kaw) yesterday. Classic calls ensued for this conversation. First, we talked about using tongs to de-wedgie. Then, we worried about Wedgie Watchers leering from afar. Finally, a caller solved all of our problems with the “sympathy wedgie.” We also had…
AKA “Peter Gallagher and old men.” Here is an old man. Here is another. Our movie skeptic called in to complain about Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead again. Finally, The O.C. has been sucking to the extreme in the last couple of years. I opted for American Inventor over The O.C. last night. So,…
Pretty good show today. I didn’t have to vomit afterward like I normally do. This guy thinks Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead is a logistical nightmare. We were talking about how much a ripoff those joke text message services are. 99 cents a joke. This bit contains a woman who says self-help books on…
If you’ve ever ordered at a Mexican restaurant in Spanish, you need to listen to our discussion from this morning to find out why you’re in the wrong. Many toucans were harmed in the making of this poncho. We also played a little game called “What’s Tom Cruise going to put in Katie Holmes’ mouth…
I had a good time over our break in Denver, including a tour of the Coors facility. Our tour guide has been giving the same tour 5-6 times a day for 12 years. This got us talking about incredibly boring jobs, ending in a call from a man who does a horrifying impression of a…
We’re taking a couple of shows off. We will return Tuesday, April 4th. Until then, we’ll be in clip show or “Least Worst of Stooks in the Morning” mode. And we have hella clips for you to enjoy from todays show. First off, the solution to the crunchy vs. creamy peanut butter debate. “Ohhhhh. Mister…
Here’s the inaugural edition of “Dick Cheney Says.” Can you buy a dog just for the purpose of “picking up at the park.” The Stoner is too scared to even try. The Iraqi Woman has discovered MySpace, and has some disturbing news to share. And here’s what it’s like to find out when you are…
BONUS CLIP: Me and Hasselhoff. A girl won our “for fun and laughs” only office pool. This guy called in to say he never gets any good brackets. And this guy tried to sell us a gross of Girl Scout uniforms. “They never found the Girl Scouts’ remains.”
Lots of stuff today. Huggies laid the smack down on some ESPN guy yesterday for saying mean things about Manhattan. We talked to the ESPN dude today. He was quite apologetic. Yesterday, Kansas overruled Emperor Sebelius’ attempt to keep us from carrying our guns around. Chris and I shot off weapons in the studio to…
Congrats to K-State for getting Bob Huggins as its next basketball coach. But he’ll have to adjust to the different lifestyle Manhattan has from Cincinnati. So some of our callers, including Johnny Kaw, called in to let him know the many benefits the state of Kansas has to offer. The German Woman also called in…
The Evil Emperor of Kansas Kathleen Sebelius vetoed a concealed guns bill yesterday. We talked about how angry this made us.Then, a gun enthusiast called the show in a rage. “Has anyone seen my rifle?”
The show was kinda lame today, so all we have is a funny old man that will only take about 15 seconds of your time. And here’s another. The Old Man of North America is known to remove gnats from other aging primates.
It’s snowing. On Spring Break. So whoever stayed behind got hosed. But keep that chin up, buckaroo! We got some good tips for a snowy Spring Break, including making love in igloos and riding people’s blind spots during the wintry mix. We also have tips on how to make a snowman. It reminded me of…
Last weekend was the Fake Patrick’s Day in Manhattan, but most of the rest of America celebrates today. The German Woman was up early, throwing a few back. We also got into an argument over how pointless leprechauns are. Then, a gentleman called in and sang us a very creative St. Pat’s song. Finally, a…
The giant statue below, known as Johnny Kaw, called the show today. “My mommy says you shouldn’t touch me there.” We also had a new edition of “Which are the real Blanche and Dorothy.” And a discussion on things we’d like to light afire in protest.
I have an American Idol Beach Ball. I love my American Idol Beach Ball ever so much. I have fun throwing my American Idol Beach Ball at my co-host, Chris Casey. But, then, disaster! My American Idol Beach Ball can no longer hold air. And I = Sad. And Chris = Sad, too. He has…
This morning, we got proof that ghosts exist! James Lipton says: whoop!
While watching American Idol, I realized Taylor Hicks is Oscar the Grouch come to life and a little happier. Okay, maybe he looks like Sam the Eagle, instead.
Only one clip today, but it’s the biggest, juiciest, most offensive clip our show has yet to produce. Enjoy. You’ll understand when you hear the clip. Doesn’t sound so tasty anymore, does it?
Manhattan had St. Patrick’s Day this weekend. Yes, that’s earlier than normal people celebrate it. But it gives us an opportunity to celebrate it again this Friday. The German woman enjoyed the parade. I also got the opportunity to talk to some drunk people on St. Pat’s. I know. I’m brilliant for being able to…
Shocking news out of the Big 12 Tournament: there are two “D’s” in Wooldridge. He also got fired. And with the announcment, Coach Wooldridge turned in his badge and neck brace. Amazingly, we scored an interview with a potential candidate for the vacant position.
Today, we had a gentleman sing us his favorite ringtone. He would’ve played it for us, but he happened to calling us on the cell phone with the ringtone. “Text messaging hides my social awkwardness.” We also had a 13-year-old girl tell us her friend of the same age got a ticket for driving. The…
I went without shaving this weekend. Then, I overslept Monday morning, which meant I had quite the nappy facial hair working. Unfortunately, my co-workers have been convincing me to try it out for awhile. “Do I have food in my stash?” So, I’m now paranoid that they’re convincing me to keep the thing because they…
First off, this is the first picture that pops up on Google Image Search when you search for Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter himself. Courtesy Manhattan Parks Department In celebration of today’s release of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we cast spells on each other this morning. Then, we had Ask Louie: Spring Break…
Haha. Woolridge was in classic form this weekend for the KU game. He was all blinged out in his neck brace. This morning, we were talking about how he struggled to bend over to inspect an injured player. The neck brace prevented his head from pivoting, so he had to manipulate his entire torso to…
Here’s a quick bit with Hansel, who has big plans for the K-State-KU game. It’s under 30 seconds, so if you think it sucks, at least you didn’t waste too much time. The French-kissing bumper guy returned today, but he made a shopping cart his victim. Multiple captions:The Ogden Community Center Employee of the MonthWal-Mart:…
We were talking about last night’s American Idol, when the High Lady called with her thoughts and a song of her own. “I’m old?” We also talked about how ridiculous K-State coach Jim Woolridge looks with a neck brace, especially since I thought the only people who wore neck braces were the ones who filed…
For the first time in more than a month, Wolfy called the show to give his thoughts on American Idol. “My, Grandma, what big cans you have.”
My talented co-host, Chris Casey, is quite the artist. Check out his “Moustache Ride” cartoon. It gets three stashes on the Stossel Scale. “I lost Luigi in World 3-2.”