Month: July 2006

Stooksoscope for Wednesday

Capricorn Doing something right doesn’t just feel good — it feels great. This inspires you to look for more good deeds to perform, and to get others on the same generosity track. Then, one day, maybe we can live in a world without people tying up the check-out line trying to decide between Orange or…

Read the full article

For Wednesday’s show

Two clips from Sesame Street.A weird flashpack piece about a band. The guy in the band who keeps talking about some girl sounds like a mix between Tommy Chong and Tony Danza (“Tonny Chongza” as I call him). Elmo singing the “Wuba wuba wuba woo woo woo (or something similar) Song.” Finally, a classic clip…

Read the full article

High Lady Rant

The High Lady went on an extended rant today. Curious about chocolate milk? Here’s “Chocolate Milk Chat with Chip Rimaldi. ” Today’s guest is Benji Homona. Lactose issues By the way, the above photo comes from this website. It’s just a series of photos with this woman and select beverages, and either “thumbs up” or…

Read the full article

Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Leo Now is a good time to follow someone else’s lead, especially when it comes to your career. A coworker with a strong instinct for business can clear a path and show you what to do — and what not to do. That coworker’s name? Obi Wan Kenobi…the Moroccan guy who cleans the toilets. Sagittarius…

Read the full article

Baby laws

Chris saw Pirates of the Caribbean last night. There was a baby in the theater. Amazingly, the baby didn’t cry. However, not everyone is so lucky. So we talked about the possibility of rules against babies. This segment has a guy with a brilliant idea: switches for babies. This one has a woman who won’t…

Read the full article

Stooksoscope for Monday

Aquarius You pursue this current goal full-throttle, determined to reach success. This tenacious attitude gets you what you want, and then some, whether it’s a promotion at work or a new and vivacious social life. Just don’t go around telling people “my social life is so vivacious these days!” That’ll probably paint an unpleasant picture.…

Read the full article

Free for All

Another “Free for All Friday” today, so get ready for some randomness. This guy is wasted and spreading the love. This guy thinks CNN sucks. Hear about Jennifer Aniston’s downgrade and whether cheerleading is a sport. Hear about old people driving, people not working and more arguments on Jennifer Aniston’s downgrade and cheerleading as a…

Read the full article

Stooksoscope

I have to type this thing out every day anyway, so I figured I’d start putting it online, too.Capricorn You’ve been frugal and practical long enough. The stars say it’s time to splurge. The stars also say “is it hot in here or is it just me?” Gemini Don’t worry about all the contracts, paperwork…

Read the full article

Demons and Pirates

DeMone the Demon called in because of today being 07/06/06. And The Stoner has an interesting plan for tonight’s midnight showing of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. “Check out the camel toe on Gary!” Sorry, that’s all the fresh content you get today. But we do have some clips we found that we…

Read the full article

No longer cool

I was annoyed by a kid who had a laser pointer last night at Sundown Salute, Junction City’s ridiculously impressive 4th of July celebration. We explained how he needs to realize how lame laser pointers are these days (even more so than they ever have been, amazingly). To help him, and other clueless people, we…

Read the full article

4th of July Eve

It seems like a lot of people got the day off or are taking the day off for an extended weekend. At least one group is having a 4th of July Eve party. We shot off some fireworks in the studio to celebrate the holiday. One caller shared a story about a bad combination of…

Read the full article