RIP: Grinding

From Men’s Health on the topic of “grinding”:

Dr. Jonathan Huber, M.D., of Queen’s University College in Kingston, Ontario, found that about three in 10 women think it’s okay.

Good luck finding those three. Men’s Health‘s own spot survey of attractive, intelligent women found near-universal disgust with the move.

Whoa, hold on, Men’s Health. Your own survey of “attractive, intelligent women?” No intelligent woman, let alone attractive and intelligent woman, is going to brag to you about their love for being on the ass end of a public grinding session.

“Good luck finding those three?” Come on, Men’s Health. I can use a simple formula to find those three who say grinding’s okay:

Probability = Number of flashing lights + Glossiness of girl’s forehead


High schoolers on the sleaze train
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3 Replies to “RIP: Grinding”

  1. I hear the folks from Girls Gone Wild did the same survey and found that 98.3% of women love to grind topless while making out with 3 college girlfriends. Take that, Men’s Health.

  2. chances are men’s health surveyed actual women, not every college girl ever. i’m pretty sure the numbers would be flipped.

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